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Previously on "Tits The Size of Basingstoke"
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our lass has got 34EE's. I often Relieve myself on them whilst engaged in the act of love making
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We have deep seated base instincts don’t we...? I guess its big boobs for feeding the offspring and a small arse for ease of entry, assuming doggy was 'de rigeur' in cave man days
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Small ones with exceptionally large nipples are goodOriginally posted by gingerjediThe grass is always greener on that front, when you've got big ones to play with you want small ones and visa versa...
IMHO fake ones are horrid, two bowling balls sperated by three inches of boney chest urggghLast edited by Bagpuss; 29 March 2007, 15:52.
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The grass is always greener on that front, when you've got big ones to play with you want small ones and visa versa...Originally posted by freakydancerIt's a c**t isn't it??
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High five!Originally posted by BagpussIt depends on whether they are large from excessive weight, or excessive hormones. I once went out with a trim girl with massive mammaries. I can still visualise them swinging backward and forth while I rode her from behind.
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It depends on whether they are large from excessive weight, or excessive hormones. I once went out with a trim girl with massive mammaries. I can still visualise them swinging backward and forth while I rode her from behind.Originally posted by gingerjediIt goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat it
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It's a c**t isn't it??Originally posted by gingerjediIt goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat it
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It goes hand in hand unfortunately there aren’t many girls with big naturals and a tidy behind, it seems you can’t have your cake and eat itOriginally posted by freakydancerYeh, but does she have a big fat arse as a counter balance?
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Yeh, but does she have a big fat arse as a counter balance?Originally posted by KyajaeAnyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.
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I dated a girl with 40DD's or something once. They actually looked nicer behind clothes than flopped out in front of you
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Tits The Size of Basingstoke
Anyone knows a bird who has them? One's just walked past me in the office carrying two waepons of mass distraction.
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