Valentine's poetry

**foritisme** · 13 February 2007, 09:30

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lucy's a tart
Can I have a go too

**foritisme** · 13 February 2007, 09:32

Roses are red
Violets are blue
SA turned me on
Now I'm covered in Goo

(excuse me while I get a tissue)

**Lucy** · 13 February 2007, 10:56

There once was a man called Bogey
He was a bit of a fogey
He said he wasn't an pimp
But he walked with a limp
And that was because he was blocked

**DaveB** · 13 February 2007, 12:51

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I might be color blind,
but I'm fantastic in bed.

**freakydancer** · 13 February 2007, 13:00

SA is quite common
She sure isn't posh
But I bet she's a goer
And gives a good nosh

**Swamp Thing** · 13 February 2007, 13:04

Roses are red
I don’t like to brag
But had a dirty weekend
With some bl00ding good shag-
ging

**SallyAnne** · 13 February 2007, 16:10

Originally posted by foritisme

Roses are red
Violets are blue
SA turned me on
Now I'm covered in Goo

(excuse me while I get a tissue)

Sorry to arouse
then leave you in the lurch-y
but my only valentine
has to be Churchy

**SallyAnne** · 13 February 2007, 16:12

Originally posted by freakydancer

SA is quite common
She sure isn't posh
But I bet she's a goer
And gives a good nosh

I certainly do
I am a right scalley
only happy on my knees
in the nearest back alley

(hmmm - this isn't very valentines-y)

**freakydancer** · 13 February 2007, 16:20

Originally posted by SallyAnne

I certainly do
I am a right scalley
only happy on my knees
in the nearest back alley

(hmmm - this isn't very valentines-y)

You cheap dirty b*tch
Can I have your number?
I'd like to watch
You alone with a cucumber

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