Valentine's poetry

[Lucy]

Neville's just sad
and sometimes mean
he likes to watch footy
and pick on the bene
but i am sure he is nice
because he's got mordy
instead of mr sheen

[Lucy]

Churchill thinks he's funny
his wife took all his money
he often is mean
are girls ever keen
to sleep with a dog
instead of a bunny

[n5gooner]

I certainly do
I am a right scalley
only happy on my knees
in the nearest back alley


(hmmm - this isn't very valentines-y)

is that

'only happy on my kness whilst someones in my back alley... '

[Phoenix]

And what does a "Scally" like that use as protection?


....A Bus Stop

[n5gooner]

And what does a "Scally" like that use as protection?


....A Bus Stop

an old back dustbin !!

[Lucy]

an old back dustbin !!

It's a poetry thread.

Please rhyme !