Reply to: Valentine's poetry

[Lucy]

an old back dustbin !!

It's a poetry thread.

Please rhyme !

[n5gooner]

And what does a "Scally" like that use as protection?


....A Bus Stop

an old back dustbin !!

[Phoenix]

And what does a "Scally" like that use as protection?


....A Bus Stop

[n5gooner]

I certainly do
I am a right scalley
only happy on my knees
in the nearest back alley


(hmmm - this isn't very valentines-y)

is that

'only happy on my kness whilst someones in my back alley... '

[Lucy]

Churchill thinks he's funny
his wife took all his money
he often is mean
are girls ever keen
to sleep with a dog
instead of a bunny

[Lucy]

Neville's just sad
and sometimes mean
he likes to watch footy
and pick on the bene
but i am sure he is nice
because he's got mordy
instead of mr sheen

[MarillionFan]

I logged in and looked
What a tulip thread
You're all bloody saddo's
Now f-ck off to bed.

[SallyAnne]

To all the "women" here:

Roses are red
Fish-nets are naughty
You're a trucker called Dave
and you look at least forty!

How romantic

[PRC1964]

To all the "women" here:

Roses are red
Fish-nets are naughty
You're a trucker called Dave
and you look at least forty!

[SallyAnne]

Oh I can assure you
That I'm no Tom Thumb
I hit the right places
When with the front bum

Then why did she say
that she hardly felt you?
And the first that she knew of you
was when she smelt you?

[freakydancer]

I've consulted the lasses
and dont wish to be mean
but from what that 19 year old said
there wont be much to clean

Oh I can assure you
That I'm no Tom Thumb
I hit the right places
When with the front bum

[SallyAnne]

I'll log on at half seven
I don't give a f**k
Have some tissues handy
To clean up my muck


I think I should stop now

I've consulted the lasses
and dont wish to be mean
but from what that 19 year old said
there wont be much to clean

[freakydancer]

I'll log on at half seven
I don't give a f**k
Have some tissues handy
To clean up my muck


I think I should stop now

[freakydancer]

no need for a number
just log on the net
from 7 til midnight
all juicy and wet


(ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)

Superb!!!

[SallyAnne]

You cheap dirty b*tch
Can I have your number?
I'd like to watch
You alone with a cucumber

no need for a number
just log on the net
from 7 til midnight
all juicy and wet


(ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)