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    I really need...

    to have a quality shag.

    preferably asap.

    #2
    i can recommend some free porn sites if you can make do with a quality wank instead
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      In the interest of objective discussion, I think you should recommend them anyway.

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        #4
        Originally posted by el duder
        to have a quality shag.

        preferably asap.

        That's what your last girlfriend said

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          #5
          The way you behave around women you are never going to get a quality shag unless you pay for one.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Dude, you must be ugly and/or poor.
            Good looking and rich guys never have any problem you know.

            HTH.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru
              Dude, you must be ugly and/or poor.
              Good looking and rich guys never have any problem you know.

              HTH.
              I can only assume the avatar is not a good likeness.

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                #8
                Originally posted by jenever
                I can only assume the avatar is not a good likeness.
                No, he's rich...
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  to have a quality shag.

                  preferably asap.

                  http://members.aol.com/aeioun/shag/index.html
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #10
                    Is this what you are looking for?

                    We soooooo need inline images back!
                    Drivel is my speciality

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