I really need...

[SallyAnne]

Duder, you're the oly one stopping that from happenning.

"I want to fall in love", "I dont just want a one night stand", "I have standards" etc etc

You should shag ANYTHING, RIGHT NOW, and then concentrate on finding the real thing. It is no reflection on you if she is a right munter.

Just go out and do it man!!

And you still havn't said if you're coming out on Friday - can you put your flight back or what? Howey lad - your groinal needs are more important than some stupid plan B!

[kirk]

groinal needs

I like that!

[sasguru]

I can only assume the avatar is not a good likeness.

Correct. Didn't want to show you guys up...

[stackpole]

I can only assume the avatar is not a good likeness.

Is yours?

[The Lone Gunman]

Remember Duder:

If a woman doesn't come up to your standards you can always lower your standards.

[CptFantastic]

Remember Duder:

If a woman doesn't come up to your standards you can always lower your standards.

Nah, that's the first step towards loss of identity.

Just get a friendly f-buddy, that works out better.

[wobbegong]

to have a quality shag.

preferably asap.

I've got a cormorant and a couple of puffins that I can let you borrow.

[wobbegong]

Aaaaythenkyaw!

[The Lone Gunman]

I've got a cormorant and a couple of puffins that I can let you borrow.

They don't sit in the pipe quite the same. Don't have make you cough too.

[Ivor1]

to have a quality shag.

preferably asap.

Pay for it My colleague who sits next to me does.. alot .. says they are very good looking girls. I promise this is defo not me, but he recommends

www.affairgirls.com **NOT WORK SAFE sorry** not that Ive looked !