Yes, it doesn’t matter if you are male, female, or transgender, gay, straight, bisexual or other. I will give you £10 million to sleep with and have sex with me and Boris Johnson at 9 am 01/04/2021. Larry The Cat has asked to watch.
The money will be paid tax-free in used fivers washed in a non-biological solution in a Hotpoint washing machine by accomplished launderers!
You will also have to do a kiss and tell on Jeremy Kyle’s regular telly show 11 am on 01 April 2021.
The location is a well-known address in London SW1
First enquiry to the dedicated page on my website gets the gig and the cash!
The money will be paid tax-free in used fivers washed in a non-biological solution in a Hotpoint washing machine by accomplished launderers!
You will also have to do a kiss and tell on Jeremy Kyle’s regular telly show 11 am on 01 April 2021.
The location is a well-known address in London SW1
First enquiry to the dedicated page on my website gets the gig and the cash!
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