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£10 Million To Sleep With Me and Boris Johnson If You Are Up For It

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    £10 Million To Sleep With Me and Boris Johnson If You Are Up For It

    Yes, it doesn’t matter if you are male, female, or transgender, gay, straight, bisexual or other. I will give you £10 million to sleep with and have sex with me and Boris Johnson at 9 am 01/04/2021. Larry The Cat has asked to watch.
    The money will be paid tax-free in used fivers washed in a non-biological solution in a Hotpoint washing machine by accomplished launderers!
    You will also have to do a kiss and tell on Jeremy Kyle’s regular telly show 11 am on 01 April 2021.
    The location is a well-known address in London SW1
    First enquiry to the dedicated page on my website gets the gig and the cash!
    Former IPSE member
    My Website

    #2
    Oh dammit, it's 0902, just missed out

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Oh dammit, it's 0902, just missed out

      not much apparently!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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