Bloke goes into a garage
"keeps mis-firing"
mechanic "tulip in the carbureter"
him "how often should I do that then?"
"keeps mis-firing"
mechanic "tulip in the carbureter"
him "how often should I do that then?"
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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How can you tell an Essex girl has had an orgasm?
She drops her Kebab.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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How can you tell an Essex girl has been using the word processor?
Tip-ex on the screen.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Two goldfish in a tank
"how do you drive this bloody thing?"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Two parrots on a perch
"Can you smell fish?"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Little boy lost in supermarket.
Security guard "what's your mum like"
kid "big cocks and vodka, why?"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Teacher asks the class what their dad does. After the usual replies (tax inspector, Contractor etc) little Jonny says "my dad's dead miss"
Teacher "well what did he do before he died"
Jonny "he turned blue and shat himself"Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.Comment
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Do you know why people from Arhus like to stand before they sleep?
Because they've heard it is good to fall asleep.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Do you know why people from Arhus go around with their hands in their pockets?
Because they don't want people to see their fingers aren't the same length.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Do you know why people from Arhus take so long to clean their cellar windows?
Because it takes a long time to bury the ladders.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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