How many homo s@xuals does it take to change a lightbulb?????
Why should it change???
Why can't people accept it as it is?
Why should it change???
Why can't people accept it as it is?
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What doea an Essex girl do with her asshole after sex?
Takes him down the pub for a drink."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
Where you left it.Comment
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Why did the essex girl tell her boyfriend to shut the car door?
She didnt like sex with the lights on."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What does an Essex girl use her underwear for?
Keep her ankles warm."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Cause parrots-eat-em-all"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her feet."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I was driving up the motorway when there was a knock on my window.
There was this bloke hanging out of his passenger side window and driving with his feet, he said "have you got a light"
I said "you are gonna kill yourself"
he said "I only smoke 5 a day".I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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The wife said, "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library."
I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome".
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual"."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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