and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again. He then made me managing director & I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said "I careered off the road"
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
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you can't beat a bit TC..Originally posted by wendigo100"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I went into a clothes shop looking for some camouflage trousers. I couldn't find any.Originally posted by scooterscotComment
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One day my grandmother rubbed grease all over my sick grandfather's back. He went downhill quickly after that.."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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ou invented Tipp Ex, correct me if I'm wrong."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Finally somewhere to put all those really bad jokes.
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic.Comment
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So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is.""Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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what DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
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