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Cleanliness next to Menliness?

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    #11
    I bath in milk and honey
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      #12
      Originally posted by el duder
      Are yous lot meeting in London on Friday?
      Yep
      This is entirely optional for everyone except you, you have to come along as SA and I shall get you drunk and pair you off with a random stranger, ok?

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        #13
        Originally posted by realityhack
        Yep
        This is entirely optional for everyone except you, you have to come along as SA and I shall get you drunk and pair you off with a random stranger, ok?

        Christ, where are you all travelling from?

        How old are you all?

        I am that low at the moment i am actually thinking about coming. Can someone remind me where you are all heading?

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          #14
          missus got some flavoured condoms once. She says when we get home, slip one on and I'll try to guess the flavour.
          So we gets home and sssslllluuurrrrppp

          'Cheese and Onion' she says triumphantly

          'I havnt put one on yet'



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by el duder
            Christ, where are you all travelling from?

            How old are you all?

            I am that low at the moment i am actually thinking about coming. Can someone remind me where you are all heading?
            London, 30, read the thread

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              #16
              Originally posted by realityhack
              London, 30, read the thread
              Or some just a tiny bit younger then others!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Warrior Princess
                Or some just a tiny bit younger then others!

                Ill be there. As long as there are some peeps my age. Im not spending the evening talking to IT geeks with big beards who are married and have kids.

                I can do that in the office.

                P.S

                Be prepared to disect the intimate details of my personal life in great detail.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                  missus got some flavoured condoms once. She says when we get home, slip one on and I'll try to guess the flavour.
                  So we gets home and sssslllluuurrrrppp

                  'Cheese and Onion' she says triumphantly

                  'I havnt put one on yet'



                  I always use bitter flavour lemon condoms. When you get the post coital blow job they don't half suck.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    "Ill be there. As long as there are some peeps my age. Im not spending the evening talking to IT geeks with big beards who are married and have kids."

                    Its a surprise. But no geeks turned up. They were all scared away by SA.

                    Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan
                      "Ill be there. As long as there are some peeps my age. Im not spending the evening talking to IT geeks with big beards who are married and have kids."

                      Its a surprise. But no geeks turned up. They were all scared away by SA.

                      Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!

                      Right, what im really scared of. REALLY REALLY scared is that i actually know some of you or have worked with some of you in the past.

                      Even worse work with some of you NOW.

                      The chances are NOT THAT SLIM.

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