Reply to: Cleanliness next to Menliness?

[Zed!]

I shower twice, once in the morning and at night unless I am drunk and/or stoned then I will usually go to bed without showering. Sometimes I wash my balls and &rse at work if I've been on a hot train or something.

[xoggoth]

I usually have a wash after I do my VAT returns.

[Moose423956]

How often do you blokes wash?

Once a month whether I need it or not.

[Lucifer Box]

Quite right too.

Keep the riff raff out, old chap.

Splendid. Pass the box of Churchill's please, old fruit.

[Lucifer Box]

And to think a few years back when someone on here suggested a CUK meet-up no man or his dog would consider such a thing...

I shall be in my St James's club with a nice glass of Hennessy Ellipse. I don't frequent places that let people just walk in off the street.

[Joe Black]

Of course one shall be there to grace the occasion!

And keep an eye on MF – according to his PM’s he’s been sending me – he’s got one too many plans up his sleeves for the evening!!!

And to think a few years back when someone on here suggested a CUK meet-up no man or his dog would consider such a thing...

Unfortunately I won't be there as I'm afraid if I leave the country they won't let me and my pet poodle back in.

[n5gooner]

3 showers a day, morning, after the gym, then once I'm home from work in the evening......


Can't come on Friday guys, GF and I are off shooting down to summerset. Sorry!

[Warrior Princess]

"Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!

Of course one shall be there to grace the occasion!

And keep an eye on MF – according to his PM’s he’s been sending me – he’s got one too many plans up his sleeves for the evening!!!

[Cliphead]

Shower in the morning, hot tub with cocktails in the evening.

[Mervalous]

How often do you blokes wash? And I'm talkng like a shower or bath (not a quick splash)

I was out with one of my mates the other night and she says her bloke NEVER washes. The most she has ever seen him do is (urgh) spit on his fingers and wipe his knob with it. (we really need a puking smilie!)

What is the norm for a bloke?

Poll to follow...

I have to ask what is she like? I mean to put up with someone like that? are they pikeys?

[MarillionFan]

So what. You're a closet in cyberspace, you're a closet in real life.

Thats why your work colleagues avoid you.

[realityhack]

What happens at CUK Beer - stays at CUK Beer. We will only publish everything here, on the interweb - and everyone knows clients don't know how to add attachments to email, let alone use this particular technology.

[el duder]

"Ill be there. As long as there are some peeps my age. Im not spending the evening talking to IT geeks with big beards who are married and have kids."

Its a surprise. But no geeks turned up. They were all scared away by SA.

Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!

Right, what im really scared of. REALLY REALLY scared is that i actually know some of you or have worked with some of you in the past.

Even worse work with some of you NOW.

The chances are NOT THAT SLIM.

[MarillionFan]

"Ill be there. As long as there are some peeps my age. Im not spending the evening talking to IT geeks with big beards who are married and have kids."

Its a surprise. But no geeks turned up. They were all scared away by SA.

Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!

[The Lone Gunman]

missus got some flavoured condoms once. She says when we get home, slip one on and I'll try to guess the flavour.
So we gets home and sssslllluuurrrrppp

'Cheese and Onion' she says triumphantly

'I havnt put one on yet'

I always use bitter flavour lemon condoms. When you get the post coital blow job they don't half suck.