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    #1

    Cleanliness next to Menliness?

    How often do you blokes wash? And I'm talkng like a shower or bath (not a quick splash)

    I was out with one of my mates the other night and she says her bloke NEVER washes. The most she has ever seen him do is (urgh) spit on his fingers and wipe his knob with it. (we really need a puking smilie!)

    What is the norm for a bloke?

    Poll to follow...
    29
    at least once a day
    79.31%
    23
    every other day
    3.45%
    1
    twice a week
    0.00%
    0
    once a week
    3.45%
    1
    less than once a week
    13.79%
    4
    The pope is a tard.
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    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    How often do you blokes wash? And I'm talkng like a shower or bath (not a quick splash)

    I was out with one of my mates the other night and she says her bloke NEVER washes. The most she has ever seen him do is (urgh) spit on his fingers and wipe his knob with it. (we really need a puking smilie!)

    What is the norm for a bloke?

    Poll to follow...

    If im round a girls house, and am on for sex (which is not often) i sometimes wash my cock in the bathroom sink before having sex.

    It usually gets rid of the cheese temporarily.

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      #3
      SA - best wear yer marigolds if we're pushing him towards strange women on Friday eh?

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        #4
        Twice a day.

        I have a shower in the morning and a bath last thing at night.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan
          Twice a day.

          I have a shower in the morning and a bath last thing at night.
          Someone’s obviously been trained well!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan
            Twice a day.

            I have a shower in the morning and a bath last thing at night.
            Me too, not with you obviously and the bath is usually her 'used' water.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              "Someone’s obviously been trained well!!!"

              Army Training, you never know when you need to be ready for action.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                If you think that the British male is bad, try working on a cramped trading floor of a French bank towards the end of the week!!!
                Drivel is my speciality

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  If im round a girls house, and am on for sex (which is not often) i sometimes wash my cock in the bathroom sink before having sex.

                  It usually gets rid of the cheese temporarily.
                  I shower once a day. In the morning.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    SA - best wear yer marigolds if we're pushing him towards strange women on Friday eh?

                    Are yous lot meeting in London on Friday?

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