Cleanliness next to Menliness?

[realityhack]

What happens at CUK Beer - stays at CUK Beer. We will only publish everything here, on the interweb - and everyone knows clients don't know how to add attachments to email, let alone use this particular technology.

[MarillionFan]

So what. You're a closet in cyberspace, you're a closet in real life.

Thats why your work colleagues avoid you.

[Mervalous]

How often do you blokes wash? And I'm talkng like a shower or bath (not a quick splash)

I was out with one of my mates the other night and she says her bloke NEVER washes. The most she has ever seen him do is (urgh) spit on his fingers and wipe his knob with it. (we really need a puking smilie!)

What is the norm for a bloke?

Poll to follow...

I have to ask what is she like? I mean to put up with someone like that? are they pikeys?

[Cliphead]

Shower in the morning, hot tub with cocktails in the evening.

[Warrior Princess]

"Plus Warrior Princess will be there. Shes single and up for it according to the PM she sent me earlier!

Of course one shall be there to grace the occasion!

And keep an eye on MF – according to his PM’s he’s been sending me – he’s got one too many plans up his sleeves for the evening!!!

[n5gooner]

3 showers a day, morning, after the gym, then once I'm home from work in the evening......


Can't come on Friday guys, GF and I are off shooting down to summerset. Sorry!

[Joe Black]

Of course one shall be there to grace the occasion!

And keep an eye on MF – according to his PM’s he’s been sending me – he’s got one too many plans up his sleeves for the evening!!!

And to think a few years back when someone on here suggested a CUK meet-up no man or his dog would consider such a thing...

Unfortunately I won't be there as I'm afraid if I leave the country they won't let me and my pet poodle back in.

[Lucifer Box]

And to think a few years back when someone on here suggested a CUK meet-up no man or his dog would consider such a thing...

I shall be in my St James's club with a nice glass of Hennessy Ellipse. I don't frequent places that let people just walk in off the street.

[Lucifer Box]

Quite right too.

Keep the riff raff out, old chap.

Splendid. Pass the box of Churchill's please, old fruit.

[Moose423956]

How often do you blokes wash?

Once a month whether I need it or not.