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    #11
    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    Maybe we should get back to Sally Anne's pet?
    A live rabbit?!?!?

    That's sick!!!
    Call the cops

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      #12
      I heard SA bought a 12'' vibrator and when she stripped herself naked on the bed and turned it on it took one look at her and went floppy.

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan
        I heard SA bought a 12'' vibrator and when she stripped herself naked on the bed and turned it on it took one look at her and went floppy.

        Call the cops

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          #14
          Ha ha hardy ha ha!

          My posts are dropping below 20 per day cause you lot bore the tulip out of me now

          I havn't got a life yet, but I have a couple of interviews next week - all for jobs away from home. Guess how many times a night I'll be posting when I'm stuck in a hotel room on my own!!

          And, the rabbit is for learners!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Ha ha hardy ha ha!

            My posts are dropping below 20 per day cause you lot bore the tulip out of me now

            I havn't got a life yet, but I have a couple of interviews next week - all for jobs away from home. Guess how many times a night I'll be posting when I'm stuck in a hotel room on my own!!

            And, the rabbit is for learners!
            Ah, another one realises CUK is like groundhog day.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              "And, the rabbit is for learners! "

              No fire extinguisher is safe when SA's around.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                SA asked for the tartan one with the white head.

                The shopkeeper said "no love that's me flask"



                Sorry SA. It had to be you.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                  SA asked for the tartan one with the white head.

                  The shopkeeper said "no love that's me flask"



                  Sorry SA. It had to be you.

                  That made me laugh
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by freakydancer
                    Length and girth.
                    I had a look at those - it would have taken up half of my suitcase (a bit like a 17" laptop - not really portable...)
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      That made me laugh
                      Glad you didn't take it the wrong way (if you will pardon the expression). Always pleased to get a laugh.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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