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Previously on "Sally Annes Average"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    I tried one of those rabbits on a person (yes it was a human female)and spent ten minutes trying to ram that thing that sticks out the side up her bum. How was I to know itwas a clitoral stimulator?
    nice one.

    If she didn't say anything, then maybe its what she wanted?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I hated the fact I had to clean the drawer out every week and put in new straw.

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  • Ardesco
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    Rofl

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  • xoggoth
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    I tried one of those rabbits on a person (yes it was a human female)and spent ten minutes trying to ram that thing that sticks out the side up her bum. How was I to know itwas a clitoral stimulator?

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  • Addanc
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    I was under the impression that the older you are the more well hung you are:

    YOUNG = under 40 forty = bic biro and a couple of peas

    OLD = two sheeps hearts and a tin on Vim.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Are you implying that we've all got little willies?

    It was just a wild shot in the dark

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    Very best of luck with the interviews.

    Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?
    Well most of you lot will be happy about this....most orgasm-hungry chicks actually downscale.
    We've all done the massive novelty toys, but they dont really hit the spot.
    The smaller, more descrete (preferably bended) ones are far more useful.

    So you should all feel very good about yourselves today

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by n5gooner
    traffic cone ??
    And who are the people who take the tests to determine if one can move from rabbit to traffic cone? Where do I apply?

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    Very best of luck with the interviews.

    Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?
    traffic cone ??

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I have a couple of interviews next week - all for jobs away from home.

    And, the rabbit is for learners!
    Very best of luck with the interviews.

    Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    That made me laugh
    Glad you didn't take it the wrong way (if you will pardon the expression). Always pleased to get a laugh.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Length and girth.
    I had a look at those - it would have taken up half of my suitcase (a bit like a 17" laptop - not really portable...)

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    SA asked for the tartan one with the white head.

    The shopkeeper said "no love that's me flask"



    Sorry SA. It had to be you.

    That made me laugh

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    SA asked for the tartan one with the white head.

    The shopkeeper said "no love that's me flask"



    Sorry SA. It had to be you.

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  • MarillionFan
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    "And, the rabbit is for learners! "

    No fire extinguisher is safe when SA's around.

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