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    #21
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I have a couple of interviews next week - all for jobs away from home.

    And, the rabbit is for learners!
    Very best of luck with the interviews.

    Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?

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      #22
      Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
      Very best of luck with the interviews.

      Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?
      traffic cone ??
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #23
        Originally posted by n5gooner
        traffic cone ??
        And who are the people who take the tests to determine if one can move from rabbit to traffic cone? Where do I apply?

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          #24
          Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
          Very best of luck with the interviews.

          Can I asked what one moves onto when one has passed ones proficiency test on the rabbit?
          Well most of you lot will be happy about this....most orgasm-hungry chicks actually downscale.
          We've all done the massive novelty toys, but they dont really hit the spot.
          The smaller, more descrete (preferably bended) ones are far more useful.

          So you should all feel very good about yourselves today
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Are you implying that we've all got little willies?

            It was just a wild shot in the dark
            The pope is a tard.

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              #26
              I was under the impression that the older you are the more well hung you are:

              YOUNG = under 40 forty = bic biro and a couple of peas

              OLD = two sheeps hearts and a tin on Vim.

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                #27
                I tried one of those rabbits on a person (yes it was a human female)and spent ten minutes trying to ram that thing that sticks out the side up her bum. How was I to know itwas a clitoral stimulator?
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #28
                  Rofl

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                    #29
                    I hated the fact I had to clean the drawer out every week and put in new straw.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by xoggoth
                      I tried one of those rabbits on a person (yes it was a human female)and spent ten minutes trying to ram that thing that sticks out the side up her bum. How was I to know itwas a clitoral stimulator?
                      nice one.

                      If she didn't say anything, then maybe its what she wanted?

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