How about next weeks lottery numbers.....
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Yeh, but if millions of people were doing it they wouldn't win much.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Bruce Almighty....Originally posted by xoggoth View PostYeh, but if millions of people were doing it they wouldn't win much.Comment
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Useful creatures
There are many horrible parasites that infect man, from those embarrassing Threadworms up your bum to horrible Guinea Worms that bore holes in your flesh.
On the other hand, there are some invertebrates that have proved useful in medicine, like medicinal leeches to prevent blood clots and maggots to remove dead flesh. Given the advancements in genetic engineering and medical science generally, it is surprising that scientists have not found other ways to use invertebrates in effective treatments.
Last edited by xoggoth; 3 October 2017, 20:16.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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PS I'm not sure what sex that patient is either.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Lots of news (or is it fake news?) about fake news on the Las Vegas shooting, including identity of the killer.
I have absolute proof that it was Jean-Claude Juncker who did it. Or perhaps Ken Clarke.
PS Surely fake news about fake news would be true news. Simple maths -1 * -1 = +1.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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You are not supposed to care! Are you trying to upset transgender people?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostPS I'm not sure what sex that patient is either.Comment
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Yeh, I did think of saying that as a good excuse for not bothering to alter it. It looks rather like Joe Brand.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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That's odd! If you visit CUK without logging in the times of posts are an hour earlier than actual. Log in & they are ok.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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It’s in Settings... General Settings.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThat's odd! If you visit CUK without logging in the times of posts are an hour earlier than actual. Log in & they are ok.
When you browse without logging in you’re probably seeing GMT. When you log in, your settings will have “automatically adjust for daylight saving”, so you see the actual time.
...at a guess…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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NF is almost redundant. Just teach WTFH to drink real ale and you can fook off.....Originally posted by WTFH View PostIt’s in Settings... General Settings.
When you browse without logging in you’re probably seeing GMT. When you log in, your settings will have “automatically adjust for daylight saving”, so you see the actual time.
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