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They are all lying to us!

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    They are all lying to us!

    Manufacturers reveal 'close door' buttons on elevators make no difference | Daily Mail Online

    The 'close door' button on your elevator is a scam! Manufacturers reveal buttons make no difference
    The close button in an elevator has been obsolete since the 1990s
    This suggests those installed are fake and do not close the doors faster
    This is true for crosswalks in New York City and some office thermostats
    Experts say these placebo mechanism promote the illusion of control
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

    Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

      Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.
      I hope the lift doesn't have CCTV.

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

        Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.
        Probably more useful to others in that situation.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #5
          Has anyone ever had any luck with this button....?

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            #6
            Originally posted by greenlake View Post
            Has anyone ever had any luck with this button....?

            Hope you wash your hands after touching that
            "why ride a vespa when you can push a lambretta?"

            As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see "the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

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