They are all lying to us!

[vetran]

Manufacturers reveal 'close door' buttons on elevators make no difference | Daily Mail Online

The 'close door' button on your elevator is a scam! Manufacturers reveal buttons make no difference
The close button in an elevator has been obsolete since the 1990s
This suggests those installed are fake and do not close the doors faster
This is true for crosswalks in New York City and some office thermostats
Experts say these placebo mechanism promote the illusion of control

[stek]

Manufacturers reveal 'close door' buttons on elevators make no difference | Daily Mail Online

This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.

[Old Greg]

This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.

I hope the lift doesn't have CCTV.

[LondonManc]

This is definately not true, in my lift at the flat here (Denmark) if you don't press it nowt happens for ages, when you do, it all happens and I get in the flat well earlier!

Very useful if I'm dying for a wank.

Probably more useful to others in that situation.

[greenlake]

Manufacturers reveal 'close door' buttons on elevators make no difference | Daily Mail Online

Has anyone ever had any luck with this button....?

[Major Hassle]

Has anyone ever had any luck with this button....?

Hope you wash your hands after touching that