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    #21
    Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
    hmmmm, are you a business analyst, by any chance?
    Nope. BI and DW developer. But I use a decent toolset....not Mickey Mouse BO....
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #22
      Originally posted by Flubster
      Nope. BI and DW developer. But I use a decent toolset....not Mickey Mouse BO....
      If you show me your toolset I show you mine , but first you'll have to come up with a question I can answer....
      Carpe Pactum

      (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        What's the average airspeed of the African Swallow?
        It depends: flying in the same direction or opposite direction respect to the earth rotation?

        ... and what have the Romans ever done for us?
        Carpe Pactum

        (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          What's the average airspeed of the African Swallow?
          Laden or Unladen?
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            At least he/she/it isn't a Dalek....
            Oi, I resemble that remark! What's wrong with Daleks?

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              #26
              Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
              Oi, I resemble that remark! What's wrong with Daleks?
              Could it be you mean "resent"?
              Carpe Pactum

              (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                #27
                Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?
                Could it be you mean "resent"?
                No, it's a play on words.

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                  #28
                  doh!
                  Carpe Pactum

                  (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                    #29
                    Us Daleks are renowned for our sense of humour you know.

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                      #30
                      We've had to cut back on the Thal jokes lately. The PC brigade, doncha know.

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