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Emperor Dalek replied

7 November 2006, 11:06
Hang on a rel, mate, the Bank of Skaro does not deal with fiddling small amounts like five pound notes, will you take galactigroats?

P.S.
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DaveB replied

7 November 2006, 11:02
I knew that fat bulbous appearance remined me of someone.

Emporer Dalek is Bernard Manning and I claim my £5!
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Emperor Dalek replied

7 November 2006, 11:00
We've had to cut back on the Thal jokes lately. The PC brigade, doncha know.
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Emperor Dalek replied

7 November 2006, 10:34
Us Daleks are renowned for our sense of humour you know.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

7 November 2006, 10:31
doh!
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Emperor Dalek replied

7 November 2006, 10:29
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Could it be you mean "resent"?

No, it's a play on words.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

7 November 2006, 10:08
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

Oi, I resemble that remark! What's wrong with Daleks?

Could it be you mean "resent"?
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Emperor Dalek replied

7 November 2006, 09:59
Originally posted by zeitghost

At least he/she/it isn't a Dalek....

Oi, I resemble that remark! What's wrong with Daleks?
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DaveB replied

6 November 2006, 14:38
Originally posted by zeitghost

What's the average airspeed of the African Swallow?

Laden or Unladen?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 November 2006, 14:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

What's the average airspeed of the African Swallow?

It depends: flying in the same direction or opposite direction respect to the earth rotation?

... and what have the Romans ever done for us?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 November 2006, 14:06
Originally posted by Flubster

Nope. BI and DW developer. But I use a decent toolset....not Mickey Mouse BO....

If you show me your toolset I show you mine , but first you'll have to come up with a question I can answer....
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Flubster replied

6 November 2006, 13:57
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

hmmmm, are you a business analyst, by any chance?

Nope. BI and DW developer. But I use a decent toolset....not Mickey Mouse BO....
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 November 2006, 13:36
hmmmm, are you a business analyst, by any chance?
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Flubster replied

6 November 2006, 13:33
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

Well, we could leave the mystery unsolved, or we could play one of those "the answer can only be yes or no" games (and asking me if I am a bloke, or questions that may give the game away don't count).

Who's up for it?

Ok....are you a bloke?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

6 November 2006, 11:44
Well, we could leave the mystery unsolved, or we could play one of those "the answer can only be yes or no" games (and asking me if I am a bloke, or questions that may give the game away don't count).

Who's up for it?
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