How many woman have you had sex with?

[SallyAnne]

I love a good groaner, me. I'm a sucker for them.

Well I would have expected that kind of talk from SASGuru, but not from you

[Lucifer Box]

Well I would have expected that kind of talk from SASGuru, but not from you

There's no need to be like that.

[monkeyboy]

My alltime favourite...

"I was a necrophiliac until some rotten bastard stole my spade"...

Or "I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten **** split on me"

[monkeyboy]

Or "I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten **** split on me"

And I even spelt that wrong. Its in scunthorpe

[Lucy]

Oh dear that makes me feel ill.

[Ardesco]

Made me spit fizzy drink all over the laptop, I guess some of us have sicker senses of humour

[monkeyboy]

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.......

[Lucy]

Made me spit fizzy drink all over the laptop, I guess some of us have sicker senses of humour

Fizzy drink at 9.30am ?

You are not the boy for me.

[Ardesco]

Fizzy drink at 9.30am ?

You are not the boy for me.

I'm one of those rare breed of IT contractors that can't stand Tea or Coffee, so I need a can of fizzy drink to get my caffine fix.

Secondly I daresay i'm not the boy for you, seeing as i'm happily married with a little monster and number 2 on the way

[Lucy]

I'm one of those rare breed of IT contractors that can't stand Tea or Coffee, so I need a can of fizzy drink to get my caffine fix.

Secondly I daresay i'm not the boy for you, seeing as i'm happily married with a little monster and number 2 on the way

Steady Ardesco, it's just a turn of phrase.