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There was an accountant called Darren........When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThere was an accountant called Darren........I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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There was an accountant named Darren
Who left customer's accounts looking barren
He stole all their money
Without a care or a worry
And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!
Last line needs some work I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThere was an accountant named Darren
Who left customer's accounts looking barren
He stole all their money
Without a care or a worry
And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!
Last line needs some work I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Darren at DynamoAccounts View PostComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAnd spent all of it on a Merc for his honey, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!Comment
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Originally posted by DallasDad View PostFTFY semi rhymes with 3rd line now..sort ofWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostIt's a limerick. The 3rd line shouldn't rhyme with the first two.So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!Comment
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