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    Jokes for Accountants

    Bit sad but here goes!

    Jokes for Accountants


    #2
    There was an accountant called Darren........
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      There was an accountant called Darren........
      As long as his name ain't John...
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        #4
        There was an accountant named Darren
        Who left customer's accounts looking barren
        He stole all their money
        Without a care or a worry
        And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!




        Last line needs some work I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          There was an accountant named Darren
          Who left customer's accounts looking barren
          He stole all their money
          Without a care or a worry
          And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!




          Last line needs some work I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Darren at DynamoAccounts View Post
            Bit sad but here goes!

            Jokes for Accountants

            on the way to the finance team as we speak!
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              And spent all of it on a Merc for his honey, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!
              FTFY semi rhymes with 3rd line now..sort of
              So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!

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                #8
                It's missing the oldie about the constipated accountant - he worked it out with a pencil.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DallasDad View Post
                  FTFY semi rhymes with 3rd line now..sort of
                  It's a limerick. The 3rd line shouldn't rhyme with the first two.
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    It's a limerick. The 3rd line shouldn't rhyme with the first two.
                    Ah but I have never been to Ireland so I wouldn't have known that.
                    So now I am worried, am I being deceived, just how much sugar is really in a spoon full!

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