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Jokes for Accountants

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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    There was an accountant named Darren
    Who left customer's accounts looking barren
    He stole all their money
    Without a care or a worry
    And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!

    Last line needs some work I think.
    I know a Darren too, pretty much left me in the sh1t in April. Probably went off in his Maserati to fondles his mistresses Merc tyres.