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Previously on "Jokes for Accountants"

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  • Drei
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    There was an accountant named Darren
    Who left customer's accounts looking barren
    He stole all their money
    Without a care or a worry
    And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!




    Last line needs some work I think.
    I know a Darren too, pretty much left me in the sh1t in April. Probably went off in his Maserati to fondles his mistresses Merc tyres.

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  • DallasDad
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    It's a limerick. The 3rd line shouldn't rhyme with the first two.
    Ah but I have never been to Ireland so I wouldn't have known that.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by DallasDad View Post
    FTFY semi rhymes with 3rd line now..sort of
    It's a limerick. The 3rd line shouldn't rhyme with the first two.

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  • mudskipper
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    It's missing the oldie about the constipated accountant - he worked it out with a pencil.

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  • DallasDad
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    And spent all of it on a Merc for his honey, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!
    FTFY semi rhymes with 3rd line now..sort of

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  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by Darren at DynamoAccounts View Post
    Bit sad but here goes!

    Jokes for Accountants

    on the way to the finance team as we speak!

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  • oracleslave
    replied
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    There was an accountant named Darren
    Who left customer's accounts looking barren
    He stole all their money
    Without a care or a worry
    And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!




    Last line needs some work I think.

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  • Pondlife
    replied
    There was an accountant named Darren
    Who left customer's accounts looking barren
    He stole all their money
    Without a care or a worry
    And spent all of it on a Merc for his mistress, a box at Leeds football ground & a maserati. The lying, thieving piece of sh1t!




    Last line needs some work I think.

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  • Scruff
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    There was an accountant called Darren........
    As long as his name ain't John...

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  • TestMangler
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    There was an accountant called Darren........

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  • Darren at Fox-Bartfield
    started a topic Jokes for Accountants

    Jokes for Accountants

    Bit sad but here goes!

    Jokes for Accountants

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