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Cutting girls out...
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Flash cars don't work - most people know SFA about cars.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostFTFY
Being rich or handsome does. Preferably both is better....."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Ah that wonderful cycle of putting up with some odious sockie until its attention seeking trolling goes a step to far and someone finally permabans them.
So much fun. :|Last edited by northernladuk; 17 March 2016, 10:50.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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You must be fun at parties...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostAh that wonderful cycle of putting up with some odious sockie until it's attention seeking trolling goes a step to far and someone finally permabans them.
So much fun.
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Not when there odious tools around.Originally posted by Unix View PostYou must be fun at parties...
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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It's good if you smell nice too.Originally posted by Unix View PostTrue, just be yourself and don't chase women, they will come to you if you are handsome, tall and rich.Comment
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If you look, and smell nice, and have a nice car, and jet around the Med, it helps. I don't look nice.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Instead of being polygamous, why not just focus on being polyamorous instead? That would probably make your life a lot easier.Originally posted by 2uk View PostYour jealousy is appreciated but for me it is a real problem .. it is hard being polygamous.
Of course, it really helps if one (or you all!) are compersive as well - and if you find yourself in that situation then make sure you keep it.Comment
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