Reply to: Cutting girls out...

[BrilloPad]

Had to stay in a Northants hotel the other night and was in bar on my own when Metallica started playing on the juke box and a nice young lady young enough to be my daughter came over and started chatting to me. That's the 2nd time that's happened, must be summit special about Metallica. If only I can find a place that plays them all evening I might get a bit of nudgey wink.

I do hope your daughter is over 16......

[xoggoth]

Had to stay in a Northants hotel the other night and was in bar on my own when Metallica started playing on the juke box and a nice young lady young enough to be my daughter came over and started chatting to me. That's the 2nd time that's happened, must be summit special about Metallica. If only I can find a place that plays them all evening I might get a bit of nudgey wink.

[DallasDad]

How is being compersive expensive?

Oh dear I suddenly feel very young and unedumacated, I had to go and look that up!

[mudskipper]

How is being compersive expensive?

Third party, fire and theft is cheaper.

[TheFaQQer]

polyamorous - this is first choice, but you cant have it all the time.

compersive - this is too expensive.

I can't just be anything I want to be. This is western capitalism.

How is being compersive expensive?

[2uk]

Instead of being polygamous, why not just focus on being polyamorous instead? That would probably make your life a lot easier.

Of course, it really helps if one (or you all!) are compersive as well - and if you find yourself in that situation then make sure you keep it.

polyamorous - this is first choice, but you cant have it all the time.

compersive - this is too expensive.

I can't just be anything I want to be. This is western capitalism.

[2uk]

Friday night. TV is off. Smoking at home, music is playing. Gal is coming for 2-3 hours and then back home. In contract break near the mountain. Life doesn't get better than this. But it wont last because of your effing politicians I can no longer come and exploit your clients.

[Unix]

You could try being funny...

Oh well he's ****ed then

[mudskipper]

Being neither - what should I do? Apart from lie that is.....

You could try being funny...

[BrilloPad]

Flash cars don't work - most people know SFA about cars.

Being rich or handsome does. Preferably both is better.....

Being neither - what should I do? Apart from lie that is.....

[BrilloPad]

You must be fun at parties...

Most ask a stranger at a party "what do you do for a living". NLUK asks "What does your accountant do for a living?"

[TheFaQQer]

Your jealousy is appreciated but for me it is a real problem .. it is hard being polygamous.

Instead of being polygamous, why not just focus on being polyamorous instead? That would probably make your life a lot easier.

Of course, it really helps if one (or you all!) are compersive as well - and if you find yourself in that situation then make sure you keep it.

[NigelJK]

I think FLC's tag line is fitting in this case.

[Scruff]

If you look, and smell nice, and have a nice car, and jet around the Med, it helps. I don't look nice.

[mudskipper]

True, just be yourself and don't chase women, they will come to you if you are handsome, tall and rich.

It's good if you smell nice too.