Cutting girls out...

[BrilloPad]

You must be fun at parties...

Most ask a stranger at a party "what do you do for a living". NLUK asks "What does your accountant do for a living?"

[BrilloPad]

Flash cars don't work - most people know SFA about cars.

Being rich or handsome does. Preferably both is better.....

Being neither - what should I do? Apart from lie that is.....

[mudskipper]

Being neither - what should I do? Apart from lie that is.....

You could try being funny...

[Unix]

You could try being funny...

Oh well he's ****ed then

[2uk]

Friday night. TV is off. Smoking at home, music is playing. Gal is coming for 2-3 hours and then back home. In contract break near the mountain. Life doesn't get better than this. But it wont last because of your effing politicians I can no longer come and exploit your clients.

[2uk]

Instead of being polygamous, why not just focus on being polyamorous instead? That would probably make your life a lot easier.

Of course, it really helps if one (or you all!) are compersive as well - and if you find yourself in that situation then make sure you keep it.

polyamorous - this is first choice, but you cant have it all the time.

compersive - this is too expensive.

I can't just be anything I want to be. This is western capitalism.

[TheFaQQer]

polyamorous - this is first choice, but you cant have it all the time.

compersive - this is too expensive.

I can't just be anything I want to be. This is western capitalism.

How is being compersive expensive?

[mudskipper]

How is being compersive expensive?

Third party, fire and theft is cheaper.

[DallasDad]

How is being compersive expensive?

Oh dear I suddenly feel very young and unedumacated, I had to go and look that up!

[xoggoth]

Had to stay in a Northants hotel the other night and was in bar on my own when Metallica started playing on the juke box and a nice young lady young enough to be my daughter came over and started chatting to me. That's the 2nd time that's happened, must be summit special about Metallica. If only I can find a place that plays them all evening I might get a bit of nudgey wink.