As some of you already know I've been porking a german bird for the last two months. Next time I go she wants to take me to one of their sauna complex's. She's told me that it is normal to be naked, I have no problem with this as I'm a little bigger than average, however how do I stop myself raising to the occasion with all that minge on display!!!!!!!!!
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How to avoid embarrasment
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Make sure the barrel is empty before going into the range.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
wear a backpack and a bhurka, that should distract everyone else from looking downYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Stick your willy under her armpit. Her armpit hair should just about cover it.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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My dear lad, you are going to be sorely disappointed if you think only hotties go to those places!
I dont think you will have any problems keeping wee willy winker under control.
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Why be embarrassed? Just let it all hang out but avoid eye contact with the dirty hairy faced man sitting in the corner.Comment
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What's wrong with going in with a full boner. At least you'll be able to see it past your gut....Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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