Originally posted by AtW
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Whilst on the Trans Siberian express I received a very nice massage and I returned the favours to the two girls in the neighbouring compartment. So did the husband of the wife travelling in my four berth compartment. When his wife found out a fight broke out between the girls."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
And you've walked funny ever since?Originally posted by Judge FredGerman suaunas are Great places. I had an interseting encounter in one once. Yum.
Hard Brexit now!
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I will have to go with an empty tank, and I definitely don't want any encounters similar to Judge Fred. I banking on a few fat and hairies to keep me under control. Trouble is my gut is so big I won't be able to see a full boner.
However there is bound to be some young (legal) hot stuff to letch at. And hopefully a very cold plunge pool.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Why would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?Originally posted by sasguruAnd you've walked funny ever since?Comment
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No but she did.Originally posted by Judge FredWhy would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?Hard Brexit now!
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I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.Originally posted by sasguruNo but she did.
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Any port in a storm, eh sasguru?Originally posted by Judge FredI thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.
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Sorry can't oblige. But Cap'n Jack might be up for it. Haven't seen him around for a while though.Originally posted by Judge FredI thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.
Hard Brexit now!
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Not got to that stage, luckilyOriginally posted by FlubsterAny port in a storm, eh sasguru?
Hard Brexit now!
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