How to avoid embarrasment

[Paddy]

In Russia saunas are for same sexes only, unless it's new Russian Oligarch style orgy.

Whilst on the Trans Siberian express I received a very nice massage and I returned the favours to the two girls in the neighbouring compartment. So did the husband of the wife travelling in my four berth compartment. When his wife found out a fight broke out between the girls.

[sasguru]

German suaunas are Great places. I had an interseting encounter in one once. Yum.

And you've walked funny ever since?

[Gibbon]

I will have to go with an empty tank, and I definitely don't want any encounters similar to Judge Fred. I banking on a few fat and hairies to keep me under control. Trouble is my gut is so big I won't be able to see a full boner.

However there is bound to be some young (legal) hot stuff to letch at. And hopefully a very cold plunge pool.

[Judge Fred]

And you've walked funny ever since?

Why would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?

[sasguru]

Why would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?

No but she did.

[Judge Fred]

No but she did.

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.

[Flubster]

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.

Any port in a storm, eh sasguru?

[sasguru]

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.

Sorry can't oblige. But Cap'n Jack might be up for it. Haven't seen him around for a while though.

[sasguru]

Any port in a storm, eh sasguru?

Not got to that stage, luckily

[Judge Fred]

Go on Sassy, you're a bit curious, admit it