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Mordac replied

17 October 2006, 09:54
How on earth did a thread about hairy naked Germans end up in LR and reincarnated as a SAS / Freddie-boy love-in? These admins, no sense of humour.
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DaveB replied

16 October 2006, 22:47
Originally posted by xoggoth

I can't see a full boner and I don't have much of a gut. The paucity of my package is legendary around here.

Two split peas and a maggot 'eh Xog?
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xoggoth replied

16 October 2006, 19:39
I can't see a full boner and I don't have much of a gut. The paucity of my package is legendary around here.
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Captain Jack replied

16 October 2006, 19:15
Originally posted by sasguru

Sorry can't oblige. But Cap'n Jack might be up for it. Haven't seen him around for a while though.

You wouldn't believe how busy I've been, what with getting Torchwood up and running. Don't forget to tune in on 22nd October. Now then, who needs taking in hand?
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MarillionFan replied

16 October 2006, 18:21
Sas does appear to be giving fred the come on, or fred might come on Sas? LOL.

Get a room bum-boys.
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AtW replied

16 October 2006, 16:23
guru can't help himself...
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Gibbon replied

16 October 2006, 16:12
OI, Judge Fred and SAS, Start your own gay chat thread. Please do not hijack a thread about naked women and turn it into a gay bitch fight.
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sasguru replied

16 October 2006, 15:54
Originally posted by Judge Fred

Go on Sassy, you're a bit curious, admit it

Nah. Never fancied a bloke myself. To each his own, though.
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Judge Fred replied

16 October 2006, 15:53
Go on Sassy, you're a bit curious, admit it
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sasguru replied

16 October 2006, 15:51
Originally posted by Flubster

Any port in a storm, eh sasguru?

Not got to that stage, luckily
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sasguru replied

16 October 2006, 15:50
Originally posted by Judge Fred

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.

Sorry can't oblige. But Cap'n Jack might be up for it. Haven't seen him around for a while though.
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Flubster replied

16 October 2006, 15:49
Originally posted by Judge Fred

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.

Any port in a storm, eh sasguru?
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Judge Fred replied

16 October 2006, 15:48
Originally posted by sasguru

No but she did.

I thought you were chatting me up there for a mo Sassy. You know how to tease and then disappoint, I see.
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sasguru replied

16 October 2006, 15:43
Originally posted by Judge Fred

Why would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?

No but she did.
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Judge Fred replied

16 October 2006, 15:40
Originally posted by sasguru

And you've walked funny ever since?

Why would I walk funny after giving someone a blow job? Did you get that reaction?
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