UK facing major sperm shortage

[northernladyuk]

Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible

With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.

[Zippy]

With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.

Oooh no missus

Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?

[northernladyuk]

Oooh no missus

Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

[greenlake]

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

Or maybe a sandwich? Would you like tuna or turkey?

[BrilloPad]

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

Does that mean its cum out of something micro-sized?

[Zippy]

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..

[northernladyuk]

I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..

How fussy are you about infections?

[DodgyAgent]

Maybe this explains where SASguru has gone. Do you think the government has hired him on a contract to spend the last of his years knocking one out in order to raise the IQ of Britains next generation?
The only problem is that whilst they might be bright they will be born too pug ugly to stimulate birth rates in future generations .

[xoggoth]

Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.

[BrilloPad]

Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.

More likely scientists will have perfected egg division and sperm will not longer be required.

While developing test tube babies, eggs did start to divide. Its not that difficult.