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BrilloPad replied

29 June 2014, 19:12
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.

More likely scientists will have perfected egg division and sperm will not longer be required.

While developing test tube babies, eggs did start to divide. Its not that difficult.
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xoggoth replied

29 June 2014, 19:08
Online porn is just an obvious first step in the further evolution of mankind. In a few hundred thousand years it will be the norm to transfer sperm via the internet.
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DodgyAgent replied

29 June 2014, 08:38
Maybe this explains where SASguru has gone. Do you think the government has hired him on a contract to spend the last of his years knocking one out in order to raise the IQ of Britains next generation?
The only problem is that whilst they might be bright they will be born too pug ugly to stimulate birth rates in future generations .
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2014, 18:56
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..

How fussy are you about infections?
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Zippy replied

28 June 2014, 18:53
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

I've only got a fiver. So could only afford 10 or so ..
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BrilloPad replied

28 June 2014, 18:13
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

Does that mean its cum out of something micro-sized?
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greenlake replied

28 June 2014, 18:12
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?

Or maybe a sandwich? Would you like tuna or turkey?
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2014, 17:33
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Oooh no missus

Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?

Are you looking for a micro-nutrient enhanced protein shake?
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Zippy replied

28 June 2014, 17:27
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.

Oooh no missus

Have you tried vitamin & mineral tablets?
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2014, 17:23
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible

With my knees? The old man does most of the client facing stuff nowadays. And MF the facing away from the client stuff.
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BrilloPad replied

28 June 2014, 17:20
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

One careful owner? Eeeewwww.

How many owners do you think sperm should have?
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Zippy replied

28 June 2014, 17:17
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

They should just stomach pump MF every Sunday morning.

Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible
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northernladyuk replied

28 June 2014, 17:15
They should just stomach pump MF every Sunday morning.
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Zippy replied

28 June 2014, 17:05
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

For my first w@nk post of the day, I have a problem that many of us male contractors would be well placed to solve (since none of us have sex lives) - a shortage of sperm in Britain's sperm banks.

One careful owner? Eeeewwww.
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greenlake replied

28 June 2014, 16:59
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

I wonder if there is a connection to this story from three years ago....

Redheaded donors are being turned away at sperm bank
By Laura Bleakley
BBC News

Redheads might have more fun but it seems there is an overabundance of them.

That is if one goes by the view of the world's largest sperm bank, Cryos International, in Denmark.

It has announced that it is turning away red-haired donors because there is a lack of demand for their "product".

BBC News - Redheaded donors are being turned away at sperm bank
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