UK facing major sperm shortage

[KentPhilip]

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

For my first w@nk post of the day, I have a problem that many of us male contractors would be well placed to solve (since none of us have sex lives) - a shortage of sperm in Britain's sperm banks.

Apparently there is is the concept of poor quality and higher quality sperm - what's all that about? I'm certain mine would be of the highest standard

The question is would Mitch?

[scooterscot]

UKIP sperm donors - shudder

[Sysman]

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

Sperm donor anonymity ends

There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005.

The fear of getting financially caned by CSA might have something to do with it too.

Because the law only applies to people who donate from Friday, the first time children born in this way will have the option to ask for the identity of their donor will be when they turn 18 in 2023.

They will have to ask the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority to release the information.

The donor will not be able to trace a child.

When your local authority will use the Terrorism powers to fine you for using the wrong bins, who will actually trust the system?

[BrilloPad]

What sysman says.

Do they still pay in pot noodles?

Apparently sasguru got a letter last month, his sperm account is 3 pounds overdrawn.

[xoggoth]

use the Terrorism powers to fine you for using the wrong bins

Maybe that's the solution to this sperm shortage. Have a separate recycling bin for spunky tissues.

[greenlake]

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

I wonder if there is a connection to this story from three years ago....

Redheaded donors are being turned away at sperm bank
By Laura Bleakley
BBC News

Redheads might have more fun but it seems there is an overabundance of them.

That is if one goes by the view of the world's largest sperm bank, Cryos International, in Denmark.

It has announced that it is turning away red-haired donors because there is a lack of demand for their "product".

BBC News - Redheaded donors are being turned away at sperm bank

[Zippy]

BBC News - UK facing 'major' sperm shortage

For my first w@nk post of the day, I have a problem that many of us male contractors would be well placed to solve (since none of us have sex lives) - a shortage of sperm in Britain's sperm banks.

One careful owner? Eeeewwww.

[northernladyuk]

They should just stomach pump MF every Sunday morning.

[Zippy]

They should just stomach pump MF every Sunday morning.

Or you love. Pretty sure it's tax-deductible

[BrilloPad]

One careful owner? Eeeewwww.

How many owners do you think sperm should have?