I don't get sex

[BrilloPad]

Don't get married - get a cleaner

FTFY

PS Marriage is about 3 rings :-
engagement
wedding
suffer

[GlenW]

If you are just desperate to get sex then prostitutes are a lot cheaper than wives.

[BrilloPad]

If you are just desperate to get sex then prostitutes are a lot cheaper than wives.

Men don't pay for sex. They pay for women to go away after sex.

[GlenW]

Men don't pay for sex.

Married men do, trust me.

[SimonMac]

unless you are lucky enough to marry someone as nice as Mrs V you won't get it then either.

WHS + 1

Would recommend Mrs V to all

[MicrosoftBob]

So that's why BP spends weekends in North Wales.

But does he still remember Flossie ?

[pjclarke]

So there's this guy researching the practice of having sexual relations with our ovine cousins, up in the Scottish Highlands he found the preferred technique is to insert one's partner's rear legs into the wellington boots to gain purchase, on the Yorkshire Moors he found the same favoured position. However when he asked the same question in Wales he was told they prefer to grasp the female firmly around the torso whilst celebrating the act of love.

So he asked the Welsh smallholders if they had considered the legs-in-wellies option.

'What?' came the incredulous reponse. 'No kissing!?'

[vetran]

WHS + 1

Would recommend Mrs V to all

I think that is a Kylie!