Reply to: I don't get sex

[vetran]

WHS + 1

Would recommend Mrs V to all

I think that is a Kylie!

[pjclarke]

So there's this guy researching the practice of having sexual relations with our ovine cousins, up in the Scottish Highlands he found the preferred technique is to insert one's partner's rear legs into the wellington boots to gain purchase, on the Yorkshire Moors he found the same favoured position. However when he asked the same question in Wales he was told they prefer to grasp the female firmly around the torso whilst celebrating the act of love.

So he asked the Welsh smallholders if they had considered the legs-in-wellies option.

'What?' came the incredulous reponse. 'No kissing!?'

[MicrosoftBob]

So that's why BP spends weekends in North Wales.

But does he still remember Flossie ?

[SimonMac]

unless you are lucky enough to marry someone as nice as Mrs V you won't get it then either.

WHS + 1

Would recommend Mrs V to all

[GlenW]

Men don't pay for sex.

Married men do, trust me.

[BrilloPad]

If you are just desperate to get sex then prostitutes are a lot cheaper than wives.

Men don't pay for sex. They pay for women to go away after sex.

[GlenW]

If you are just desperate to get sex then prostitutes are a lot cheaper than wives.

[BrilloPad]

Don't get married - get a cleaner

FTFY

PS Marriage is about 3 rings :-
engagement
wedding
suffer

[Mich the Tester]

There are sheep in Kent too. But not so many cliffs you can take them to the edge of so that they push back....

So what are these?

[KentPhilip]

You say: "I don't get sex"

Does that mean you don't get any, or you don't understand it?

Either way, marriage is far from a guarantee of nookie. Although it is a good bet for the woman to make off with all your worldly possessions, including your house.

I would recommend this:
The Girlfriend Sequence | Daygame.com

[BrilloPad]

Don't get married it'll just end up with a nasty divorce, in my experience.
Next time I'm just going to find someone I don't like and buy her a house.

Is it true that the purpose of marriage is to find out what sort of woman your wife would have preferred?

[GlenW]

Maybe I should get married?

Don't get married it'll just end up with a nasty divorce, in my experience.
Next time I'm just going to find someone I don't like and buy her a house.

[BrilloPad]

So that's why BP spends weekends in North Wales.

There are sheep in Kent too. But not so many cliffs you can take them to the edge of so that they push back....

[eek]

ftfy

So that's why BP spends weekends in North Wales.

[Mich the Tester]

He didn't specify that it would be with another human.

ftfy