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What would you do if the person in the plane seat behind used one of these?
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Brill. All we need now is a child ejector seat.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBrill. All we need now is a child ejector seat.
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Of course you only get this problem if you fly with the peasants in anything less than club class
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Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTake a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.
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I'm 37Originally posted by Pondlife View PostNope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.
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True, but one look at Suity and they will be handing him Heroin.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostNope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.
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Phenergan is much more effective.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTake a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.
The problem with kids is short legs. They don't bend in the right place, so their feet stick straight out resulting in constant kicking the seat in front. Perhaps a hacksaw would work.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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