What would you do if the person in the plane seat behind used one of these?

[DodgyAccountant]

Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

What about the ones in front making a noise?

[vetran]

Phenergan is much more effective.


The problem with kids is short legs. They don't bend in the right place, so their feet stick straight out resulting in constant kicking the seat in front. Perhaps a hacksaw would work.

Madam please control your children in a loud voice normally gets you moved!

[MarillionFan]

I find the easiest solution for somebody who complains about my children or putting my seat back is to stand up, lean back and punch them as hard as you can in the face followed with the soothing words 'shut then **** up'. The little old lady on my last fight tried to hit me back with her handbag. Disgraceful!

[DodgyAgent]

I'm 37

[barrydidit]

I find the easiest solution for somebody who complains about my children or putting my seat back is to stand up, lean back and punch them as hard as you can in the face followed with the soothing words 'shut then **** up'. The little old lady on my last fight tried to hit me back with her handbag. Disgraceful!

You got to be careful with these biddies. Some of 'em do fight back.

Also, if it wasn't for the shocking standard of literacy amongst Scottish journalists, it would have made a great headline.

[scooterscot]

I'm 37

Correction, 2+ years until until you're forty.


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[mudskipper]

Madam please control your children in a loud voice normally gets you moved!

I'd rather she controlled them in a quiet voice. Worse than badly behaved kids is parents yelling at badly behaved kids.

[tomtomagain]

I'm 37

Yup. You're middle-aged. Sorry.

[vetran]

I'm 37

getting on a bit then

you going for l2B with us old farts then?