Reply to: What would you do if the person in the plane seat behind used one of these?

[vetran]

I'm 37

getting on a bit then

you going for l2B with us old farts then?

[tomtomagain]

I'm 37

Yup. You're middle-aged. Sorry.

[mudskipper]

Madam please control your children in a loud voice normally gets you moved!

I'd rather she controlled them in a quiet voice. Worse than badly behaved kids is parents yelling at badly behaved kids.

[scooterscot]

I'm 37

Correction, 2+ years until until you're forty.


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[barrydidit]

I find the easiest solution for somebody who complains about my children or putting my seat back is to stand up, lean back and punch them as hard as you can in the face followed with the soothing words 'shut then **** up'. The little old lady on my last fight tried to hit me back with her handbag. Disgraceful!

You got to be careful with these biddies. Some of 'em do fight back.

Also, if it wasn't for the shocking standard of literacy amongst Scottish journalists, it would have made a great headline.

[DodgyAgent]

I'm 37

[MarillionFan]

I find the easiest solution for somebody who complains about my children or putting my seat back is to stand up, lean back and punch them as hard as you can in the face followed with the soothing words 'shut then **** up'. The little old lady on my last fight tried to hit me back with her handbag. Disgraceful!

[vetran]

Phenergan is much more effective.


The problem with kids is short legs. They don't bend in the right place, so their feet stick straight out resulting in constant kicking the seat in front. Perhaps a hacksaw would work.

Madam please control your children in a loud voice normally gets you moved!

[DodgyAccountant]

Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

What about the ones in front making a noise?

[suityou01]

Study and learn this move.

You Don't Mess With The Zohan - Kids Salon - YouTube

[mudskipper]

Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.

Phenergan is much more effective.


The problem with kids is short legs. They don't bend in the right place, so their feet stick straight out resulting in constant kicking the seat in front. Perhaps a hacksaw would work.

[TykeMerc]

Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

True, but one look at Suity and they will be handing him Heroin.

[suityou01]

Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

I'm 37

[Pondlife]

Take a bottle of calpol on in your hand luggage. If you have a squawking brat in your vicinity simply pass the bottle to the parents with a withering look. A winning formula.

Nope, absolutely nothing suspicious about a middle aged bloke, traveling alone, with a bottle of drugs to be used to quieten children in his hand luggage.

[KentPhilip]

Of course you only get this problem if you fly with the peasants in anything less than club class