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    #11
    With your threads about Dole and fizzy drinks and Monster cans I sometimes wonder if you are an IT contractor.
    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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      #12
      Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
      With your threads about Dole and fizzy drinks and Monster cans I sometimes wonder if you are an IT contractor.
      Sounds more like a girl at sixth form college.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #13
        Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
        Real warriors don't need caffeine
        I don't know how people can neck back coffee all day - don't get me wrong, I'm sat with one now but it's my first since I had a cup of tea since breakfast. Water and juice all the way for me, though I'll sometimes have a can of pop with lunch.

        Mind you, I did take some caffeine boost things during the weekend - but I was doing a big run so that's legit.

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          #14
          Monster?

          Is that the chavvy stuff in the chavvy can?
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
            Real warriors don't need caffeine
            +1. I have had no coffee for 7 years now. Though I will have alot the weekend after next.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Monster?

              Is that the chavvy stuff in the chavvy can?
              You think non vintage champagne is a chavs drink.

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                #17
                Mother sues Monster Beverages over death of son, 19, 'who suffered heart attack after drinking two energy drinks every day for three years' | Mail Online

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                  #18
                  Are you sure it wasn't the EDL energy drink:



                  If so, then you need some Richard Littlejohn alcohol to wind you back down:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    +1. I have had no coffee for 7 years now. Though I will have alot the weekend after next.
                    Nothing like banging a 200mg pill after weeks of abstinence.

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                      #20
                      Think some things do affect you. Remember once munching my way through two big packets of fruit pastels driving back from a contract and felt totally depressed all weekend. No other reason for it.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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