With your threads about Dole and fizzy drinks and Monster cans I sometimes wonder if you are an IT contractor.
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Too many cans of Monster!
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Sounds more like a girl at sixth form college.Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWith your threads about Dole and fizzy drinks and Monster cans I sometimes wonder if you are an IT contractor.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I don't know how people can neck back coffee all day - don't get me wrong, I'm sat with one now but it's my first since I had a cup of tea since breakfast. Water and juice all the way for me, though I'll sometimes have a can of pop with lunch.Originally posted by The Spartan View PostReal warriors don't need caffeine
Mind you, I did take some caffeine boost things during the weekend - but I was doing a big run so that's legit.Comment
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Monster?
Is that the chavvy stuff in the chavvy can?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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+1. I have had no coffee for 7 years now. Though I will have alot the weekend after next.Originally posted by The Spartan View PostReal warriors don't need caffeine
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You think non vintage champagne is a chavs drink.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMonster?
Is that the chavvy stuff in the chavvy can?Comment
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Are you sure it wasn't the EDL energy drink:

If so, then you need some Richard Littlejohn alcohol to wind you back down:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Nothing like banging a 200mg pill after weeks of abstinence.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post+1. I have had no coffee for 7 years now. Though I will have alot the weekend after next.Comment
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Think some things do affect you. Remember once munching my way through two big packets of fruit pastels driving back from a contract and felt totally depressed all weekend. No other reason for it.bloggoth
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