Got an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGot an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGot an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Posti didnt think iPhones had keys ?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts customary to give prisoners, however disturbed, day release these days.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostIt was but that was scrapped yesterday morning after the murderer and arm robber escaped at the weekend following Skullcrusher's escape earlier this month.
Anyway, I am only dangerous to fantasy types who pretend they are jetsetters when in fact they work at crossness clearing out the turds when they get blocked.
PS How do you tell a MF turd? Its the one with a dimple in the end.Comment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostNoooo!
He's the only person who gives me any rep these daysAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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