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Previously on "Email from Brillopad"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Noooo!
    He's the only person who gives me any rep these days
    +1

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  • KentPhilip
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    Noooo!
    He's the only person who gives me any rep these days

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    It was but that was scrapped yesterday morning after the murderer and arm robber escaped at the weekend following Skullcrusher's escape earlier this month.
    I ain't going back. You have not seen this post.

    Anyway, I am only dangerous to fantasy types who pretend they are jetsetters when in fact they work at crossness clearing out the turds when they get blocked.

    PS How do you tell a MF turd? Its the one with a dimple in the end.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its customary to give prisoners, however disturbed, day release these days.
    It was but that was scrapped yesterday morning after the murderer and arm robber escaped at the weekend following Skullcrusher's escape earlier this month.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Its customary to give prisoners, however disturbed, day release these days.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    i didnt think iPhones had keys ?
    Don't confuse them by correcting facts in their gay fantasies...

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Got an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.
    i didnt think iPhones had keys ?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Got an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.
    using Morse code on the pipes or was it during association?

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic Email from Brillopad

    Email from Brillopad

    Got an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.

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