Got an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.
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using Morse code on the pipes or was it during association?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGot an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse. -
i didnt think iPhones had keys ?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGot an email to say he may have to cut back his CUK usage. The prison guards have found two out of his three iPhones & he has to spend a week in solitary and the last ones keys are sticking as he's having to hide it up his arse.Comment
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Don't confuse them by correcting facts in their gay fantasies...Originally posted by FiveTimes View Posti didnt think iPhones had keys ?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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It was but that was scrapped yesterday morning after the murderer and arm robber escaped at the weekend following Skullcrusher's escape earlier this month.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts customary to give prisoners, however disturbed, day release these days.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I ain't going back. You have not seen this post.Originally posted by eek View PostIt was but that was scrapped yesterday morning after the murderer and arm robber escaped at the weekend following Skullcrusher's escape earlier this month.
Anyway, I am only dangerous to fantasy types who pretend they are jetsetters when in fact they work at crossness clearing out the turds when they get blocked.
PS How do you tell a MF turd? Its the one with a dimple in the end.Comment
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+1Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostNoooo!
He's the only person who gives me any rep these days
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