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d000hg

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#11

14 May 2014, 10:01

Why would I be offended if I found out you were black?

Originally posted by MaryPoppins

I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

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Urine is quite nourishing
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#12

14 May 2014, 10:05

That would be a no then?
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#13

14 May 2014, 10:09

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Ook?

Eeek
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#14

14 May 2014, 10:09

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Isn't monkey a racist term these days?

Only if you forget (as I did) to prefix it with the word 'code'...
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#15

14 May 2014, 14:52

Originally posted by zeitghost

Are green monkeys really green?

Just asking, like.

Green is good.

Green monkey disease is not particularly pleasant though: Annals of Internal Medicine | Green Monkey Disease ("Marburg Virus" Disease): A New Zoonosis

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