I need a detached house with no neighbours at all

[woohoo]

WGAS

Me

[xoggoth]

I've got a ghastly neighbour too but fortunately he is an idiot. Just had my usual Sunday evening vodka and fag with his missus.

[woohoo]

I've got a ghastly neighbour too but fortunately he is an idiot. Just had my usual Sunday evening vodka and fag with his missus.

Skanky!

[Scruff]

Offer to bleed his radiators? Simple solution and I'm sure he'll appreciate it..😪

[tractor]

....

Cos the nobhead next door is a complete nightmare. In the past hes been the most awkward person in the world. Refuses to let anyone even put a ladder on his land to access the roof. Had a right go at our builder and threatened to call the police.

So today he climbs over our fence and plonks his ladder there to get to his roof. Wife went out and had a right go.

He seems to think its ok for him but not for us.

What can we do? Legally what steps can we take to stop him?

Also, before it gets too silly, if this does escalate and we try to sell the house what do you have to own up to these days when selling?

Must admit tempted to speak to the police because I can see this getting worse.

Or pay to have him topped! :-)

You phrased it that way on purpose didn't you?

You should let him get up there, take his steps, throw them back over the fence and call the police and report a cat burglar.

[NotAllThere]

This. Even I would.

But you wouldn't though, would you.

[Bunk]

Be careful, If you want to move, being in a dispute with your neighbour could kill the deal. Or the alternative is just to find another place, put your 5% deposit down, move out.

Rent your house to the hells angels.

Let him enjoy living next to real assholes.

Might be an improvement

[sasguru]

Not sure a detached house will help. You get knobs all over the place, only yesterday the knob across the road decided to confront the missus over our dog barking in the morning. Effed and jeffed at her and called her a silly little girl, despite her earning more than his entire household.

I went out to speak to him, he was doing something with tools in the back of his shifty car and he pulled out a hammer to great me. He kept on repeating you need to sort the dog, proper mental. I can only see this ending in violence.

So glad I live in the South among civilised people, bankers and lawyers and the like, rather than idiotic Northern monkeys like you and your neighbour.

[Dallas]

I am in the south surrounded by gay bankers and a senior barrister who dances in his pants in the living room most evenings, apparently he has a dancing gig coming up - only in the south.

[BrilloPad]

I am in the south surrounded by gay bankers and a senior barrister who dances in his pants in the living room most evenings, apparently he has a dancing gig coming up - only in the south.

Is the senior barrister the one who lives 2 miles away and you see through your telescope?

Presumably in the north instead of gay bankers it would be gay coalminers?