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and a book on the winner!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWe could have a nuthouse top trumps!
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I've just been running through these and I'm a little confused. One question is:
"Are you concerned about physically harming a loved one, pushing a stranger in front of a bus, steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests?"
Should you only answer in the affirmative if these things concern you? So if you consider doing these things but aren't concerned by those thoughts then you should say "no"?Comment
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That's the OCD one, the key word is 'WORRY' as against show concern. A sufferer will spend hours actually trying to reassure themselves they didn't run someone over, even if their drive was completely uneventful and their car is undamaged (if they had hit someone then it would have visible damage). Its irrational fretting not due care & attention.Originally posted by Ticktock View PostI've just been running through these and I'm a little confused. One question is:
"Are you concerned about physically harming a loved one, pushing a stranger in front of a bus, steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests?"
Should you only answer in the affirmative if these things concern you? So if you consider doing these things but aren't concerned by those thoughts then you should say "no"?
quite terrifying to watch as well.Comment
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Oh good. So not being concerned over those fantasies means I'm not a nutter. Phew!Originally posted by vetran View PostThat's the OCD one, the key word is 'WORRY' as against show concern. A sufferer will spend hours actually trying to reassure themselves they didn't run someone over, even if their drive was completely uneventful and their car is undamaged (if they had hit someone then it would have visible damage). Its irrational fretting not due care & attention.
quite terrifying to watch as well.Comment
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Apparently I could be dyspraxic, but then again I'm probably not
I assume the "could be" bit comes from ticking the boxes that expressed my utter loathing of team sports, or any kind of organised physical activity. But I think that comes from hating the kind of person that delights in imposing such crap on others, rather than trying to cover up any physical inability to succeed. I've never made any secret of my physical inability to succeed at such activities, because I don't give a tinker's cuss for the opinions of those who value such success
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Depression < low risk
Autism : Above average score, but below the threshold"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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you are probably still a nutter, but if you aren't unreasonably worried about things like this your diagnosis won't be OCD.Originally posted by Ticktock View PostOh good. So not being concerned over those fantasies means I'm not a nutter. Phew!
I would imagine most significant people in history would be sectionable in some way.Comment
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